Nightmare at Guts!

So we decide to go to a interactive Nightmare event at a local church called Guts one October.  This show was fantastic.  I wish I could have taken pictures inside.  As a group you walk through these "plays".  One was a drug user that showed a girl shooting up and dying.  Another was a car accident from drunk driving.  Towards the end of this walk through play, you are led into a dark room.  At this point there are actors craling through your legs and touching you in the dark.  I was scared so I had my hands on Darrell's arm and my face turned into his arm.  Cody had a hold of my arm and his face turned towards me.  All of the sudden a demon jumps up into Cody's face and I felt Cody let go of my arm.  I turn to look at him and he is passed out on the floor.  Darrell looks over and says, "Boy, are you okay?"  Cody looks up at Darrell when Darrell helps him up and says to him, "Let's go!  I have had enough!"  We get out to car laughing and making fun of Cody when he looks at me and says, "Mom, the ticket said not to enter if you have a heart condition.  I have a heart condition now!"  That was a great time and Cody will never live that one down!

I taste Poop!

This was a very funny story!  Back in August 2009, Darrell, Cody and I were driving to New Orleans to pick up Dylan and Sissy.  Cody was trying to sleep in the backseat and I was driving.  Darrell, in the passenger seat turned his head to tell me something at the same time that Cody farted.  The seats were bucket seats in the Bronco and cody's ass was right there in your face if you turned around.  Darrell started smacking his lips and yelling, "I taste shit!  I taste it!  I taste shit!"  Cody and I were dying laughing while poor Darrell was trying to clean his mouth out after getting "poop particles" in it!

Mr Hankie!

This is the story of a treasure hunt. Dylan jumped into this little boat and he was paddling about when Greg and Chris kept telling Dylan that he had to find the little stick that they lost. Dylan kept looking and looking even though there was a hole in the boat and it was sinking. Finally, he found the bobbing little stick and was about to reach out and grab it when he took a good look at what he was grabbing for....Mr. Hankie the Lakehouse Poo!!

A Destination Wedding

Darrell and I were married on 06/13/2010. We had a "destination" wedding, which is real funny because we were married in Fort Gibson, Oklahoma. Who chooses Oklahoma, especially when you are from Florida? We did! It was so hot outside and the wedding took place under the trees. It was a great time though with all our family and friends. Darrell and I have struggled through hard times and breakups but once we moved to Oklahoma we were determined to make our relationship work. So we were married and have been trying to live happily ever after ever since!

My Family

This is my first post and to begin, I think that I should introduce you to my crazy family! I am married to an understanding and wonderful husband. Darrell is so laid back that nothing ever bothers him. He is such a wonderful husband and father. He has raised my children for the past 13 years. He loves the kids so very much and he shows it in every way. He plays every sport possible with them and spends time everyday asking about their days. Darrell and I love to laugh and thankfully we have very happy children who laugh at and with us! Darrell has two children of his own, currently living in Florida. In total, we have five teenagers. Yuck! Let's start with the the oldest, Dakota. We call him Cody for short. He is 17 years old and he is so smart. I have never been prouder of a child as I have been of him! Then there is Jacob and he is 16. Jake is Darrell's son and he lives with his mom. Next is Dylan, 15, and he is a sports nut. Then there is Emali, 14. She is Jacob's sister. The baby of the family is Savannah also called Sissy who is 13 and a little firecracker. Now on to me, my name is Lesley and I am 37. I am the ring leader of this circus, the chief to this tribe, and the dictator to this party!